fordin'

To be extremley drunk

Wow did you see that guy, he's fordin'

by EHB June 25, 2007

Forking

The act of stabbing someone with a fork

Jimmy got mad at his teacher during lunch and violently started forking her in the face

by Ewwitsevie May 21, 2016

Folding Pizza Boxes

When you get a blowjob in the back of a pizza restaurant

We're gonna be folding pizza boxes at Rusty's

by 4FUKsakes December 14, 2017

folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.

Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

by GlennNasty January 11, 2018

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Forting

Forting is When your in the bathtub and you fart and bite the bubbles

Bob and Jane where forting in the bath.

by Despicable123 June 17, 2019