Ass-Fistey Wank

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008

firtle

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.

"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

ass fister

1) An insult used commonly behind someones back to describe them as a person.
2) An insult used in a heated debate

1) "Dude, Troy is an ass fister."
2)
Man 1: "your mom"
Man 2: "yeah, great comeback ass fister"

by JNEWME August 13, 2005

The Fisted Mr. Clean

When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!

I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!

by friendsclosenemiescloser July 18, 2006

fittle

a girl/guy who likes way too many guys at once and messes with each one's head

you - "oh my god i like (whoever's name) so much!"
me - "i thought you liked (whoever's name)"
you - "i do, but not just him! i like other people too!"
me "you're sucha fittle"

by anonymous January 22, 2005

Chicken Fister

A guy that likes to fist ladies with lovely shaven pussy's.....these pussy's often look like a chiken breast.

That guy is sooooo Sick and Wrong, he only gets off when he can chicken fister a chick

by Kyndra. April 10, 2009

Face fisted

When someone punches you in the face for no reason, except to punch someone.

Wade was just sitting there minding his own business when Murder cold cocked him. Wade screamed "WTF man", Murder siad "I was bored so I face fisted your ass!" Then Wade said "to shay my brotha."

by FoxO'clock April 29, 2010