ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024

Fertilitist

A Fertility Specialist.

The woman went to see a Fertilitist.

by KingKaneki1199 July 10, 2025

Fertile fingered

When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her

How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her

by Jackhsgsgsg July 11, 2025

Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.

Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!

by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025

Fertile Buttcrack

Semen on my butt dripped through my buttcrack down to my vaginal opening. cycle day 5. took plan b within an hour. i bled after taking it. earliest ive ovulated was day 11. could i be pregnant? my boobs hurt but my period is supposed to be in 5 days?

After last month I realized I had a Fertile Buttcrack.

by QueefTweak December 19, 2025

david fertello

An amazing musician who is multi-talented. He can play the violin, drums, guitar, ukulele, and mandolin. He can take a popular song and rework it into a violin piece. He has collaborated with artists such as Taylor Mathews, Kimberly Morrel, and Cassadee Pope (to name just a few) and he toured with R5 during their LOUD tour.

I hope to one day be just as creative as David Fertello.

He reworked that piece of music like David Fertello would.
Oh my gosh, just pull a David Fertello, and finish it already!

by Dedicated Music Fan October 19, 2013

Rico Ferti

A mystical and wise commander from the universe of Time Soldiers.

One can invoke Rico Ferti when seeking to find his way in the race against time.

Rico Ferti: "Soldier aiming at your target, don't forget to shoot".

Time Soldier: "Roger that commander".

by 75TIMESOLDIER February 23, 2021