Fembomb

An attractive woman over the age of 35 that would be described as a MILF in most cases. A Fembomb knows that she is smokin hot and could have any one she wanted. Always has a last name starting with the letters "Fem.."
Ex. Femberg, Femerman, Femia, Femstein.

Hoffreezy: Dang yo, check out the hottest mom ive ever seen
Airick : Shes smokin
Hoffreezy: Id smash that
Airick: and again in the morning
Frantasmo: Shes a total FEMBOMB!!!

by The Three Tardeezy Todaloos October 9, 2009

Femboy Friday

Femboy Friday is the first Friday of May, and is the day of the year femboy enthusiasts have chosen to celebrate femboys. It is also the day of the year where it is not considered gay to date or shag a femboy.

"Hey, did you hear? It's almost Femboy Friday! I already have a date planned."

by OracleOfBones January 7, 2022

femme

Someone who identifies as being feminine or embodies a lot of traditionally feminine characteristics. It's a common misconception that all femmes are passive or submissive, though.

"That guy is so hot. I heard he's a metrosexual."

"Yeah, he's pretty femme after all."

-or-

"She's a femme, but don't let the pretty hair and short skirt fool you. She's a total domme."

by shounen March 26, 2004

plumber femme

A femme lesbian who isn't above getting her hands dirty. She's nobody's little princess, and she's not going to sit in the car while her dyke tries unsuccessfully to fix a flat. She can do it herself and, more than likely, can do it better than a hard butch or most men can.

How hot is that! My girl fixed my engine! She's so plumber femme!

by dove.amy May 21, 2006

Femboy Phobic

Femboy Phobic is when your allergic or hate femboys.

Me: Im Femboy Phobic
Dad: I shall re-adopt you.

by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021

femme vagal

It comes from the words femme fatal and vagina.

1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.

2. A deadly vagina.

3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.

4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.

I really need to raise my standards. Last night I was fucking a bitch, and she had a total femme vagal. I'm lucky my dick is in one piece.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

Femmebag

The female version of a douchebag. She is too tan, very loud, wears too much make up, has a tramp stamp, and usually is dating douchebag. Femmebags LOVE drama.

Did you see the tribal tattoo on her lower back? What a femmebag!

by Benz27 September 19, 2009