Foster, RI

the most hick town in RI. known for rednecks and hicks. Also is commonly compared to the movie "the hills have eyes" due to fucking creeps that wonder the streets. known for "no school Foster Glocester" is a famous quote. Foster has more keggers than you'd ever imagine and 12 year old kids here could probably drink more beer than the average mother fuckers. Foster party's dirty south style and proud of it. We party in the woods with our red solo cups. Common music played here is country & rap. Country songs usually are about alcohol, typically beer and the rap pertains to banging sluts. We are also home of the ponaganset pothead. only about 1% of the people do not smoke weed in our town. The average family has 1-2 marijuana plants growing in our yard. You can find us on our big green tractors mother fuckers. Chevy & Ford is 99% of the car driving population!

guy1 i went to this banging party last night, i got so fucked up

guy2 where was it bro?

guy1 in Foster, RI i never seen so much pot and beer in my life man it was siick

guy2 dude road trip to Foster mad soon yoo

by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011

fostered

When a girl pukes while sucking a guys dick.

That girl totally just fostered that guy.

by theman17 November 11, 2010

James Foster

Simply put, a smartass.

Shut your James Foster up.

by TomBradylovesyou August 9, 2019

foster

In regard to video games, to shoot an opposing player in either the crotch or ass. Also referred to as "Buttering" as in the episode of South Park where Butters shoots everyone in the crotch.

Guy 1: "Dude, you totally just shot him in the dick!"

Guy 2: "FOSTERED!"

by Arkem3 June 28, 2011

Foster's Law

All women are bisexual and are only an inhibition lowering device or two away from enjoying this fact.

Tiffany and Jessica proved Foster's Law last night after they both had a cup of the punch and then dragged me upstairs!

by st_gulik October 14, 2011

foster parents

The only pedophiles the government helps find kids to hook up with.

Most parents don't let their kids go out in sexy clothing. Foster parents won't let them stay inside with any.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Foster Girlfriend

a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend

Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”

Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”

I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together

I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound

by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021