Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl

When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.

Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!

by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023

Forward-talking

When your parents talk to you, but if you try to respond they yell at you for back-talking them.

Mom: That’s it you’re grounded!
You: but I didn’t do anything-
Mom: Don’t back talk me!!
You: It wouldn’t be back talking if you didn’t start forward-talking to me first

Friend 1: dude what happened?
Friend 2: My mom was forward-talking to me yesterday and she smacked me for trying to respond
Friend 1: yikes

by SapphicAsh July 13, 2021

Fast Forward

Having to skip past the boring part of a porn video to get to the good part.

I wish women would stop wearing clothes in porn videos. We always fast forward to the naked scenes anyway. Just be naked from the start!

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022

Forward

Forward (verb, slang) – A Toronto slang term, originating from the Rexdale area, meaning to pull up, come through, or move toward a specific place or situation. Deeply rooted in the city’s Jamaican and Caribbean influence, forward is commonly used in casual conversation and street culture as both an invitation and a directive, often carrying a sense of urgency or informality. Now a staple of Toronto’s urban slang, the term has spread beyond its origins, reflecting the city’s distinct linguistic influence.

“Shorty said she’s feeling me, so I told her forward and let’s chill.”

by Aladdón February 11, 2025