eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.

Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum

by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019

Eye Karma

The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.

George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.

by JoeyD-PSC June 17, 2019

Eye Sore

Something that is visually displeasing. Can be a messed up pattern, vibrantly colored object that doesn't belong, or anything that just looks annoying.

"That house on the corner is such an eye sore."

by Zeenuts September 15, 2019

Eye Fuzzies

Earrape but for the eyes

Nick: BruH that Obamas face gave me eye fuzzies

Abby: ew

by CoconutJuiceMan September 13, 2020

eye of the whore

To tell if a girl is a whore. Look into her eyes. There's a tiny gleam in their eye that tells you that they love to suck and fuck

Me: knew that bitch would suck my dick
Friend: How?
Me: saw it in her eyes, she had the eye of the whore

by FapMaster January 31, 2014

eye pester

Eye pester or E.P (adverb - E.P-ing) is the act of looking directing at a female and not breaking the gaze for any reason, even if they ask you to stop. The longer you keep your gaze fixed on your target, be it tits, eyes, legs, the bigger the eye pesterer you are.

Brian, you are E.P-ing the utter shit out of that blondie, you eye pestering son of a bitch.

by grey-skull January 10, 2011

eye fucking

where some one staring at you really hard

"god damn i wish he would stop eye fucking me"

by Jen from the block September 6, 2005