Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.

"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."

by zaztastic September 1, 2013

the diddler

The name of one of Ray Narveaz Jr.'s many alter egos. Wears a bag on his head and a chain on his neck.

"It's the Diddler!"

by Recovery15 November 11, 2013

Diddle-fingers

One who puts his/her fingers into the rectum of another and proceeds to wiggle his/her fingers.

That large man, after sticking his fingers in the little man's ass, became a diddle-fingers.

by ueijfasdklfujiovakj;d November 7, 2010

diddler

a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.

matt cohen is such a diddler

by ya September 2, 2004

Mang'diddle

A fun and playful driving game. Mang'diddle is similar to the game of "Padiddle", or "Pediddle". People of the mang, or male, persuasion drive around looking for cars with burnt-out headlights. When a burnt-out headlight is found, the first person to yell "MANG'DIDDLE!" gets to tell each member in the vehicle which article of clothing they must remove. Sometimes rules are altered and all articles of clothing are eventually removed. Regularly played in miniature vans.

Some r

N: "MANG'DIDDLE!"

T: "Oh alright, if you say so. Oopsies, I accidentally took of all my clothes."

N: "It's okay."

T: "I love you mang."

by Ryan Burnley October 26, 2006

Diddle Doinking

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing

Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.

by Kimaren January 31, 2010

diddles

diddle means to shake around your penis around with other men
usually done in circles with several men some of which are tall with short dicks
that would be known as a diddles

Jim:you wanna have diddles
Billy:Hell yeah man! I just came out of my domestic partnership with Joe
Joe:if your having diddles you better include me

by the man with a golden dick 2.0 July 23, 2009