Diaper Dick

When a man's pants puff out or crease around his crotch area in such an unflattering way that it resembles a diaper bulge.

"Dude, that guy's pleated pants are giving him major diaper dick."

Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.

by Meowpowwow June 21, 2016

diaper duper

A dufus who wears diapers when they are 10 years old and still sucks their mother's teat.

I understand that your cousin is a diaper duper.

by xarbone September 26, 2009

Diaper Booty

A girl with flat butt that has a little sag to it in an unappealing manor, usually in a pair of jeans. A butt that resembles a sagging baby diper.

Man, yo girl gots Diaper Booty. or When that girl turned around, I almost ran from her Diaper Booty.

by SellinUdreamS August 23, 2006

Diaper Pudding

The butterscotch pudding colored substance found in your 8 week old's diapers.

The baby is cooking up a batch of diaper pudding in his Huggies.

by Vodzman January 31, 2009

diaper kink

Everyone keeps saying i have a diaper kink 😭😭😭

I don’t 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😔😔😔😔😔

Don’t search this up please 😭😭😭😭😭

You: Pls no, I don’t have a diaper kink..

Person 1: yes you do noob.

You: NO U

by xSandx April 17, 2021

diaper bomb

When a babies diaper comes loose an explodes!

Honey!! Jimmy just had a diaper bomb!
Sam honey what caused this diaper bomb?

by CJA July 24, 2006

Diaper Head

Wearing a beanie that sags so far down that it looks like there is shit in it.

Dude did you see that beanie it looks like a diaper yes that is what we call diaper head

by toxic123 January 26, 2014