cumtusion

What occurs when two men ejaculate into the same hole of a female at the same time during double penetration, forming a new sperm concoction.

Hey, I heard you got double penetrated last night!
Yeah, it was so hot that they both finished inside me at the same time, I had to deal with quite the cumtusion.

by davidsequois March 9, 2024

Cumtrast

The visualization between a women's skin and the cum that is placed upon the recipient.

Johnny and I are going to find out our cumtrast rating later today.

by dvwe May 15, 2024

cumtism

See "gooning."

This definition is motivated by the idea that mid-gooning session, an individual (usually male) can no longer adhere to social conventions and instead enters a weird and mystical world of inner expression. This is accompanied by an animalistic behavior that is no longer hidden by a veneer, and is plainly observable. However, to the subject, the existence of these observers does not register. In a sense, it's an "autism" necessitated by the desire to cum.

Ergo, cumtism.

Person C (trying to rip his dick off his body while crushing it): "AWOOGA AWOOGA, big MILKIE, huhuhuhhuhhuhuh-"

person A: "Tf is he on!?"
person B: "Oh goddamn it, his cumtism is acting up again, fuck!"

by A1i4s November 27, 2024

Cumtropy

A scientific principle stating that we all came from cum, will all eventually return to the jizz.

The principle of Cumtropy guides everything in life, it cannot be escaped.

by ShaunRF January 1, 2025

Cumtucky fried chicken

The process in which one fills a kfc bucket with mac and cheese and cums on himself

I’m going to cumtucky fried chicken to get some action

by Big gooner January 1, 2025

Cumtex

When a fresh cum sock filled with shit is thrown at someone with malicious intent.

Bro, he just yucked that cumtex into the shortbus.

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

cumtillion

Lots and lots of cum.

"There must be a cumtillion sperm on your face because I can not see your face due to all the cum on it."

by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025