cumpee

cumpee: the slimy pee that comes out when you first piss after an orgasm. When combined through the urinary tubes (the remaining semen & urine), it makes the substance that comes out,(cumpee), extremely uncontrollable and most times drips on the lid or the seat, making a mess.

*Depending on the orgasm, sometimes you won't have cumpee, but most the time you will.

Damnit! I just washed this thing and then I go to take a leak and cumpee got all over the seat.

by BigRed1612 January 20, 2007

cumpoop

the act of pooping after getting a cumload in your butt

i just took the gnarliest cumpoop ever!

by c4confour October 16, 2007

Cumpster

A person so disguctingly obsessed with cum, that they are practically a dumping place for anyone who needs to get a load off.

She is such a fucking cumpster, i heard 6 guys let go on her chin last night.

by Ted Freddinson April 29, 2009

cumping

cum dumping. when one deposits their cum in mass quantities into someone's asshole.

"I'm going to go cumping this weekend with Dean."
"Dude, that's gross."

by bellaautumn October 28, 2015

cumpiss

When you cum and piss at the same time

Person 1: I'm cumpissing yoooooooooooo

by BigWillly March 4, 2019

cumply

cum poo + smurgly

When, after anal sex, person1's butthole is filled with both cum and poo. Then person2 sucks it all out through a straw.

(remember; person1 prolly needs a sloppy stomache or such thing...)

Used in a flirtatious setting:
"Do u wanna cumply me?"

Also used as a cuss; "cumply me!" (Like "Suck my balls" or sommin)

by Brainfarrt December 26, 2007

cumpoo

When a man releases his pent up manjuice all over a female's head and forcing her to rub it in like in the herbal essence commercials... thus calling it, "cumpoo" its always good to spooge, rinse, and repeat.

Marla is a dirty whore who washes her hair with cumpoo and masturbates to Barry Manalow while drinking warm Zima.

by SniperWolf March 16, 2004