cuncher

A cuncher is someone who is to chicken shit to have sex with his roomate so he jerks off alone every night.

Cody walks into his dimly lit bathroom and finds his roomate exotically playing with her dildo. He freaks out and runs to his room and finds himself pulling out his flacid penis and jerks off all over his teddy bear. This is a cuncher. sadly a cuncher....

by Razr ramone May 17, 2006

crunchberry

Another word for an ecstasy pill. Taken from an episode of Drawn Together where Wooldor eats "crunchberries" and rolls hella balls.

"No more crunchberries for you Wooldor!"
"but.. but I need them to relax!"

"Yo, wanna eat a crunchberry with me?"

by daedalus0x1a4 April 6, 2008

Crunchwrap Supreme

Your late night booty call brings you some taco bell to eat before you do her. To tell your friends though you have to have a pic of her holding the Taco Bell bag

I crunchwrap supremed the bitch...here's the pic.

by Poncho Billy July 8, 2006

Luminary Crunchwrap

When your hitting it from behind and you reach into her asshole, pull out a piece of shit, wrap it in a tortilla, cum in it and then share it with her.

I tried the luminary Crunchwrap last night I liked it but she still hurts when I got the piece of shit.

by Big_tex_423 February 25, 2021

crunches

code for someone going to take a big dump

Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"

by g to the ill February 18, 2005

crunchers

crunchers are a mans balls

a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers

by lukeboi July 4, 2006

crunchetunaroll

1) A very strange situation that results in confusion.
2) An opportunity in which odd circumstances are revealed and explained.

Me and Kim had a crunchetunaroll last night. We found out we had actually known each other for years!

by lov3anonymous May 20, 2009