crullet

A curly or permed mullet

Yo tre that dude has a crullet!

by nixie1212 September 15, 2011

Crumpet Muncher

An English Lesbian

Yo dude did you here beckys a crumpet Muncher

by Bossbitch420 June 24, 2016

Eggy Crumpet

the cheesey crud found on charl's nob used to butter crumpets.

Andrew: Ey, Charls, Will ya butter me crumpet?
Charls: How eggy do you want it?
Andrew: Like you done Marks Eggy Crumpet

by smear my bell January 4, 2010

I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012

Crumpet

1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts

1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet

by GashPash February 9, 2010

crumpet

A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.

I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!

by Niggslayer November 9, 2004

crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004