Crooning

The act of running into Japanese George Clooney

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning

by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016

Croogle Boogle

Someone who makes you cringe so intensely, the gravity around your face collapses on itself and may or may not cause a black hole to form.

Put simply, ugly as fuck.

"OTS Zero is an absolute croogle boogle"

"I went to a Sunoco gas station at 3 A.M. dude behind the register was so croogley boogley"

by Rolan McDolan September 10, 2018

Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit

Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower

by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019

Croon

Slang to describe the stereotype of a small, grey-haired fat man with a moustache who looks up women's skirts.

"Honeyviolet, darling, why do you have all these bruises?"
"THEY WERE THROWING 50p's AT MY SWOLLEN FOREHEAD, YOU CROON!!!"

by MegaMarc September 28, 2019

Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.

This is pure crookery man!

by Richard M. Nixon, The Crook July 17, 2022

piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

by morninglory07 January 11, 2015

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021