crap ton

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

by Arnold S. September 13, 2005

feeling like crap

Feeling sad, down, stressed, terrible, fed up, depressed

Feeling like crap can be really hard to deal with sometimes, but I'm always here to cheer you up.

by GilKo September 22, 2013

Cheap Fool

the guy and/or hyna that shows up constantly empty handed asking for substance or money that's owed which accumulates to less than 20 dollars that you know you've made up for; Nonetheless, never putting in on a damn thing. "aka" beer/bud or any sort of debauchery

Damn, that's a cheap fool always showing up asking for his shit.

Yea, fuck him. He's a Cheap fool

by Villareal February 21, 2009

Crap Dusting

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.

"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"

by famousfrank January 15, 2009

crap ton

A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.

by Imperial Measurements Inc. September 8, 2013

cheap trick

A gimmick that deceives the wits by using specious devices; perhaps catering to the stupidity or base desires of those falling prey to such a deception.

"That was a cheap trick you pulled on my last weekend!"

by Luddz September 20, 2015

Crapability

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010