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Coonch

A wonderful and progressive term used to refer in an ambiguous way to "privates" of all varieties. Also used to describe anything wondrous or joyful.
"Coonchliff john, hippo's yawn, all my chores is gonna be done by dawn"
by Honchpuppet February 4, 2021
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CornHub

An underrated website that's way better than PornHub. (It's a real website btw you can just search CornHub and find it lol)
average pornhub fan vs Average CornHub Enjoyer
by I eat poop 69 February 17, 2022
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Conchmonch

Going all out in pleasing your female partner's nethers.

See "monch the conch"

Acceptable uses/derivations:

Conchmonch (noun or verb)
Conchmoncher (a moncher of conch)
Conchmonched (state of having conch been monched)
Conchmonching (a state of active and ongoing conch monch)
Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He's a conchmoncher for sure.

Girl 1: So when's the wedding?
by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022
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conchampious

1. 1st-Person description of being conchampuous.

(Study) Conchampious with an "I" is spoken in first person. Ex. I'm working out harder than ever nowadays. I've been feeling pretty confident...confident and conchampious lately.

Conchampuous, on the other hand, with a "u," is directed at someone else who's conchampious.

Ex. "Serena Williams and Amanda Nuñes are both conchampuous athletes. Some of the best of our era."
Conchampious with an "I" is speaking of one's self.

Conchampuous with a "u" is directed toward someone else. You cannot say, "He, she or they are conchampious." You would say, "He, she or they are conchampuous."

You cannot say, "I'm feeling conchampuous. You would say, "There's no question that Floyd Mayweather Jr's consistent work ethic and belief system makes him conchampious, and undoubtedly the greatest boxer in history.
*An easy reminder is knowing that "u" is directed at someone else (conchampuous), and "I" is self (conchampious). Now, tell your friends

'conchampious' is a word you can now use in board games. Bet 10-Dead-
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"I am conchampious. Like Floyd Mayweather Jr., I am conchampious. I am conchampious because, like Floyd Mayweather Jr., I exemplify everything honorable as a champion 🏆."
by golincolnlincoln July 10, 2022
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conchabla

No literal meaning. Used when you're panicking, like yelling.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CONCHABLAAAA!! HELP ME HELP ME!!!
by hotaruisgod November 23, 2022
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Hillbilly Corncob

A hillbilly corncob is when your anal sex partner eats a lot of corn prior to anal sex and when you pull your penis out of partner it is covered with corn. The corn remnants resemble a corncob that has been eaten by someone with very few teeth.
"My girl loves to eat corn, but after anal sex last night, my dick looked like a hillbilly corncob."
by Yapester April 21, 2015
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immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.
"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."
by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018
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