The exact opposite of a ladies-man. Coopers don’t have enough social skills to flirt with girls and rarely can get girlfriends. They end up in the friendzone 99.99% of the time.
by mynameisjeff2020 October 2, 2019
Get the coopermug. Damn look at Cooper Sucking his own dick, I don't know if the human's dick is supposed to be that big
by asdfasdfaffadfsasd April 24, 2019
Get the Coopermug. by da_weeman May 9, 2008
Get the cooper.mug. A whiny little boy who crys and accuses his sister of being a slacker, when he is complaining that he wants to play on the computer. His whining nearly gets her kicked off, until he has homework. He then throws a massive fit like a baby, even though he is nearly ten years old. He thinks he will get whatever he wants by whining and throwing a fit, but he is wrong.
by Psychic Teddybear September 24, 2011
Get the Coopermug. A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.
by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014
Get the Cooperativemug. by Stephen Fitzgerald October 3, 2006
Get the Coopersmug. A man with the worlds smallest dick, although he may seem straight it is more likely that he’s gay or pansexual (has a kitchenware fetish). Not excelling at school many coopers eventually find work as hookers or as airport security staff due to their lack of ability to maintain human relationships, low iq and mental disorders .
by Uncircumcised Jew April 15, 2020
Get the Coopermug.