Conspirationalist

A person with the ability to use critical thinking skills and/or factual sound evidence and apply them to what may be considered conspiracy theories in order to test said theories.

I'm not going to discredit something purely on the basis of it being called 'conspiracy theory'. Scientific 'theory' is also just 'theory' and theory can largely be credited or discredited by facts and evidence. I look for those facts so I'm a conspirationalist.

by Conspirationalist January 20, 2021

Constimplation

(Verb) can’t work out shit in your head.

Introduced to the world through TikTok on October 31, 2021 by Shadow

I cannot believe he did that, I now have a case of constimplation.

by Bootsandheels1 October 31, 2021

Constiplation

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.

Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.

by Glunglorp69 April 3, 2023

Constraption

A contraption that is made up of straps. Something used to tie wheelie bins to the back of a car, to get the bins down a long driveway

They’re using that constraption to get the wheelie bins out.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Constipatient

The act of being patient while being constipated

I missed my flight cause i was being maaaaad constipatient up in that bathroom yo

by dookieman3000 December 6, 2024

constipaytion

Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.

Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!

by QuacksO February 19, 2025

Haec Est Theoria Conspirationis Fallacy

A fallacy where someone dismisses arguments by labeling them "conspiracy theory." The label functions as automatic dismissal: if it's a conspiracy theory, it's false by definition. The fallacy lies in treating the label as refutation, ignoring that some conspiracy theories have been proven true and that the label is often used to suppress legitimate inquiry. It's a conversation-ender that uses stigma instead of argument.

"I documented instances of corporate malfeasance. Response: 'That's just a conspiracy theory.' That's Haec Est Theoria Conspirationis Fallacy—using the label to dismiss documented facts. Calling it a theory doesn't make the documents disappear. The label avoids engagement, which is exactly why it's used."

by Dumu The Void March 2, 2026