by WEWA August 30, 2007
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*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.
*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011
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To get shit faced drunk within twenty five minutes of arrival to a party. Being a sloppy and belligerent after two drinks.
Suraj: Hey are you having a party this weeked?
Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.
Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.
Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.
Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.
by Wednesday89 July 14, 2012
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by Evidentary November 28, 2013
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Advisor: I'm on it
The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.
Advisor: I'm on it
The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.
by RandyRhoads84 May 21, 2020
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by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020
Get the Consumption Vortex mug.A term used to mock idiot conservatives who still hold transphobic and homophobic views and watch "SJW Owned" compilations in 2022. The especially annoying ones tend to spam hate comments in LGBT creators comment sections causing endless arguments. It's always the same people too, and don't be surprised if they're also racist, sexist, or even a Nazi too. The less annoying ones are the cringe neckbeard that seethe and rage when a minority is added to a piece of media they like, a company openly supports a cause or politition they dont like, or some minor change is added to a media franchise they like (like making Luke's face more androginous in the Star Wars Graphic Novels or having the green M&M wear sneakers instead of heels) causing them to RAGE and SEETHE to the extreme making like 10+ YouTube videos just ranting and fear mongering about the "woke liberal agenda" and it just gets beyond annoying.
TLDR: Conservatives cringe, center left eagletarians based.
TLDR: Conservatives cringe, center left eagletarians based.
Guy 1: Haha trans people should kill themselves and Donald Trump is God!
Guy 2: Ok conservitard.
Guy 1: I'M NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!1! I'M A "CLASSICAL LIBERAL!!!" REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Guy 2: Ok conservitard.
Guy 1: I'M NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!1! I'M A "CLASSICAL LIBERAL!!!" REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
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