compstipation

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

by George Doula March 5, 2008

Cotton Comes to Harlem

R(1970)When two detectives, "Coffin Ed Johnson" and "Gravedigger Jones" investigave a robbery and a $87,000.00 bail of cotton dropped off in Harlem.

Cotton Comes to Harlem Rules

by Super Trouper August 18, 2003

Truth comission

(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.

I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.

by $lapaho February 18, 2021

shit comes to bust

If everything goes wrong.
Usually used to suggest that an option is still available even if everything else goes wrong.

If shit comes to bust we can still get there by bus

by Willber November 1, 2006

Combustication

Bursting sudenly into flames

comes from the song "Pardon Me" by Incubus in which Brandon Boyd uses it.

...cuz lately ive been thinking of combustication as a welcome vacation from...

by Louis Friend August 16, 2004

it all comes back to pearl

used to describe when a conversation meanders its way back to an earlier point or topic.

Originally named after an egomaniacal college dropout who got the name "pearl" after having pearl-shaped implants inserted under the skin of his penis.

Party Guest 1: My web site uses cookies, but I don't call them cookies, I call them bananas...
Party Guest 2: What?
Party Guest 1: Bananas. Because my site uses a login form on various different portals, you can have two or three bananas from my site for completely different pages. My wife hates bananas with a passion. She refuses to eat them. Banana bread, even banana cookies...so you see, it all comes back to pearl.
Party Guest 2: WTF?

Party Guest 1: And another thing, since we're on the topic of global warming...you ever notice how when you're baking banana cookies it heats up the whole house?
Party Guest 2: Ah, I can see this coming back to pearl now...

by jazzs3quence September 14, 2006

white trash version of what goes around comes around

a bastardized generalization of the some people get what they deserve except its their saying as an excuse to justify their scandalous deeds

Teresa: I just stole Michael's wallet, fuck him what goes around comes around.
Robert: What the hell? Why did you do that?

Teresa: Motherfucker wouldn't give me gas money.

white trash version of what goes around comes around

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 19, 2022