when you go commando to yoga but don't have to worry about anyone finding out the hard way while you're in down dog
"At first I was worried about going command-om to my CorePower Yoga class but then I remembered I wasn't wearing those recalled see thru Lululemons."
by yogabb January 23, 2018
Get the command-ommug. From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
Get the The Five Commandmentsmug. by Blaze March 5, 2004
Get the Commander Cainmug. Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound
by Potato master420 April 16, 2021
Get the Commander shepardmug. The game that only the real men of the world would dare to even play, or even download.
It brings out the worst in a man, it tests his loyalty, his dignity and even a mans pride.
But I can also bring the absolute units of the world together, if you play this game you are a fucking machine,
You have the largest cock in the universe, that could destroy any living being. If you play this game, you are
H I M
It brings out the worst in a man, it tests his loyalty, his dignity and even a mans pride.
But I can also bring the absolute units of the world together, if you play this game you are a fucking machine,
You have the largest cock in the universe, that could destroy any living being. If you play this game, you are
H I M
by benbenbenbenbenbenben1 April 6, 2023
Get the Supreme Commandermug. None of the tunnel buddies cannot bring her to completion. This sounds like a job for the Cave Commander
by Slahpysecuns June 1, 2021
Get the Cave Commandermug. by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009
Get the Commander Johnmug.