ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts May 24, 2018

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

Singing fish collector

Some people that are obssesed with singing fish and play with them and waste $400 on a single fish . Also they are on youtube.

***e**44: I wasted $400 on a bony soul and now im poor! 💸💸💸💸

Someone: i want rocking fish
Ebay seller: ok want it for $1000000000000000

Just******s******f***c*******: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: he got it from you 🙄🙄🙄

Someone: i dont have any fishes and im not a singing fish collector
Me: good for u!!

by Pxprobotvidz January 16, 2020

Doll Collector

A person, usually a male, who befriends females (dolls) on social media, such as Facebook, in order to receive personal "adult" photos from them. There is never any attempt to physically meet the women; only to "see" them.

He's nothing but a Doll Collector. He's harmless & they're only pictures.

by Doll Collector March 28, 2020

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020

Wandering chimes collector

A bitch

Did you see Wandering chimes collector? What an iconic hoe

by randomperson12345678 September 11, 2017

The Deranged Collector

The Deranged Collector is a being who has been here since the beginning of Time. His sole purpose is to collect things he finds and analyze them. He now is analyzing the things he finds on earth and would like it if you kik him at DerangedInside

The Deranged Collector is coming... He wants to know about what you collect.

by Collector... April 11, 2017