cockberg

A cockberg is a rather large however lumpy penis. it takes a blocked shape and has a small bulge at the top of the penis. While in the bath the upper part of the penis looks like an iceberg, hence the term cockberg.

Oh no we're about to crash into that cockberg

by Lewis J D March 24, 2008

dirty cucumber

When you're banging a chick in the ass, and you pull out your dick and use it to spread shit on the bags under her eyes.

Reginald noticed his girlfriend had been looking a little haggard, so he gave her a dirty cucumber and told her to let it sit overnight.

by weinusbetweenus June 8, 2011

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

cucumbersome

a difficult lesbian orgy

i eat cucumbersomes in my salad

by Vu Ngo January 17, 2004

and some people like cucumbers pickled

phrase--A response to a statement to which you care nothing about. From Chappelle's Show.

Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?

Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.

by roller June 10, 2005

cucumber fifi

sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it

i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night

by idiotcircus August 31, 2004

cucumber

a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute

hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber

by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 9, 2017