e-cockblock

1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.

2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.

Oh my god, I was watching some great lesbian porn when I got e-cockblocked by my friend!

by hoboX10 July 16, 2009

Cockblocked

The intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual sex with malicious intent.

While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.

by KillaKinz March 1, 2009

cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

walking cockblock

A person who prevents a friend from layin' down his game or lays down game on a female that he KNOWS his friend is into, just because he can. See Cockblock or SlickD.

SlickD macks on everyone's chicks. What a walking cockblock.

by Gaetani April 20, 2003

cockblock

a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather

a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

Cockknocker

One who is a complete idiot or retard. Someone excels at pissing the shit out of people. Some people may hear this when pking with Nightmarerh. One may also here the words "Bunghole" "Motherfucker" or occasionally "Hippy Ranger"

You: "Dude did you see me just pwn the narb" He lost a fucking sara sword man!"

Other guy: "Holy shit man that was Nightmarerh you better log bro!"

Nightmarerh: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHER FUCKING COCKKNOCKER HIPPY RANGERS" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

by The Ending August 20, 2010

cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.

"Danna is such a cock blocking bitch" - Stiffler

by Stiffler November 7, 2004