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Cripple Slap

Tis a verb in which happens when someone or something crippled, gives you a nice solid slap in the face, arm, leg, etc.
The little girl cripple slapped her best friend. "Oh dude. You just got cripple slapped by that girl with the broken back using a walker. You idiot"
by Ziggy Steamboat April 10, 2010
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ear cripple

pseudo derogatory term describing a person with hearing aids.
ear cripple: i don't like you

bystander: i don't wanna hear it ear cripple
by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008
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cripple

cripple or kripple

-ADJECTIVE
1. great in quantity, measure, or degree.

a. a simplification of the grammatical constituent (informal phrase) "grip of" and indirectly represents synonyms of this phrase (grip,much,many,a lot of,ton,a lot).

b. an indefinite article (ie 'a') preceding the phrase may be optionally truncated.

c. a homonym of the word meaning a person who is disabled or impaired.
Yo! I got cripple cash today, lets go spend it.
(Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.)

That's cripple cake.
(That's a lot of cake.)

There's cripple people in that car.
(There are a grip of people in that car.)

Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have (a) cripple at home.
(Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have a grip at home.)
by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT December 3, 2006
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crippled soul

When ones inner self or individual identity is in danger of becoming extinct. Someones inner self or self concise is dying and everyone can see and feel it.Basically to have ones spirit abandon or leave them due to harm or terrible acts ( doing fat chicks).
Man I use to help old ladies cross the street, now I charge them $1 for my service, I have a fucking crippled soul. Save me baby Jesus.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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Cripple dick

When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.
Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.

Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!
by Joshi Boogychang March 14, 2015
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cripple crapple

When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.
by maschinetheist January 12, 2012
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crap croppler

One who likes to take warm shit and squeeze it vigorously between his/her fingers, creating shitworms that spurt out onto the knuckles. "Cropple" is the light popping sound that the feces make upon being forced through the tight spaces.
"I hid in the backyard croppling dogshit all day."
"I'm a crap croppler, and I don't care who knows!!!"
"Why are your hands so dirty? Have you been croppling crap again?"
by disneywhite June 22, 2009
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