Unable To Connect

"UtC" is a famous group of XbL bosses. They run your modems and your routers. They are gods at jacking accounts and run 50s all day in MM. Talk shit to them, and you're gonna be offline for a looooong time.
skid #1 Hey we're in MLG on our 50s and we finally found a match!

skid #2 NOOO!!! It's Unable To Connect, invite me to a party when you get back online.
by iTz AnoNyMouS iN HD March 10, 2011
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Only Connect

That one BBC quiz show that Tom Scott was once on
Person 1: Hey did you watch Only Connect last night?
Person 2: Yeah by the time the missing vowels ended I had -4 points
by Basic-person May 2, 2021
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Connect the hots

As a joke with your mates, stalking a hot girl by slowly driving behind her as she walks, until a hotter girl is found, and the same is done.
"Ah yeah dude, I was playing connect the hots earlier, found this really hot chick, but then she turned the corner of a road and started running like a melt, fucking hilarious man"
"Ah man we should totally play that later, definitely should do it drunk as well, creep the fuck out of some fit ass birds"

-Also a reference to the recent scandal by Roosterteeth/AchievementHunter members in which connect the hots was played and discussed in a video (which was then taking down) but was then followed by much outrage.
by SluttusMcWhorus June 13, 2013
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walmart connection

a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.
leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.
by dicky1596 January 23, 2011
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Black Connection

When two African Americans who have never spoken in their entire life, walk up to each other and act like there best friends. Most often seen in high school sporting events but can happen anywhere.
"Hey Jim, you see Desmund over there with number 52, they must go to the same church."
"I doubt it Russel, Its likely just the black connection."
"I wish I had that much swag."
"Me too."
by HutchFFAKing December 10, 2009
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remote connection

Remote connection in computing allows another user to connect to your desktop with your permission. The connected user can access your folders and files. Make sure its a good trust-worthy friend of yours when doing this.
I remote connected my friend to help me with my homework.
by k's May 23, 2005
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rainbow connection

When two gay guys press the tips of their dicks together.
The gay porn started off with a rainbow connection, but rapidly got more nasty from there.
by solamon77 January 22, 2018
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