clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)

That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking

by British booty May 5, 2011

irish clapping

When a female sits on a mans genitalia and bounces up and down rapidly until the fluid known as semen erupts from the males genitalia.

I heard Michael and Catherine were Irish Clapping in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom

by Mermaid man July 28, 2014

clarking

When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.

Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!

by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 2, 2013

Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

by Ibn al Khawadja November 2, 2013

Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.

"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".

by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018

Clarking

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.

Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.

by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018

clapping chi

Clapping chi is the action of completely destroying your friends poons in a first person shooters.

I love clapping chi so hard.

by Gucci Ramano May 9, 2018