heathus christ

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

“YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”

by shigurefucker December 11, 2021

crown of christ

Crown of Christ is a growing discord nation that is Christian and based that is against the modern agenda.As of now they are only 46 members strong but with a little more advertising they might rise to be the next best discord nation with there love for god

Guy1: crown of Christ would beat alexcía in a war.
Guy2:let’s hope!

by Friendfrom1899 May 11, 2021

jesus christ

A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.

Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!

by BennyC June 14, 2007

Jesus Christ

Interjection best used when in pain, surprise, or discontent. See also shit,holy shit.

Jesus Christ: I am your lord and savior. I have returned.
Person: Jesus Christ!

by Jesus Himself June 29, 2006

Christ year

The year of your 33rd birthday.

Harold really came into his own on his Christ year.

by woofmary February 14, 2005

Jesus Christ

An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.

Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

or

In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !

by MDog221 July 15, 2006

Christ Academy

A private school where drama is fluent. This kind of school is like a family however, and dating anyone there is like dating a sibling. Which is gross.

Guy 1: Hey, did you know that school downtown is SUCH a Christ Academy?

by CodyNEmmy May 10, 2009