Christ-tard

A Christian with low intelligence. Usually also extremely devoted to the religion and homophobic.

Most american Christians are Christ-tards.

by Pizzelle April 12, 2025

Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket

The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.

Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?

Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.

Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.

by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025

steezus christ

he shreds for our sins

holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!

by xaynth2 February 12, 2023

jesus hitler christ

an exclamation of shock or disgust

"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"

" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"

by yojimbo1974 January 10, 2008

Cheesus Christ

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

Sheva Gautama Christ-chan

The God of gods, the one true lord and savior.
(Can also stop people from dying after getting impaled through the brain with a tamping iron)

"But I guess Sheva Gautama Christ-chan, the one true god, decided that Gage still had unfinished business down here on Shit Outta Luck III" -Sam O'Nella 2019

by MrSwaggen October 7, 2020

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020