Chaink

(N) Somebody who's a complete dumbass that spews out nothing but utter bullshit from their mouth and believes that their shit will be taken to be correct or truthful by those who they tell.

(Adj) A creative way to call someone a little bitch, a jerk, someone who lacks self-awareness and an asshole.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear that guy? What the fuck was he talking about??"
Person 2: "Oh yea. He's a chaink.."

by gregbot123 February 11, 2020

swamp chair

"Swamp chair" rises from the depths of "swamp ass" to create an almost tangible and somehow palatable stench, remniscent of chode, sweat, and fears, which embeds itself into the soul of your standard issue office chair.

Yo Angel, smelled your seat the other day. Smelled a lot like swamp chair. / We thought we were rid of the office stench but then Angel birthed a swamp chair and now we yearn for the days of reheated fish tacos.

by Aquemini May 21, 2015

the chair fic

The chair fic is a (disgustingly kinky) smut fic written for Phan (dan howell and phil lester). The chair fic is mentally scarring for even hardcore phan shippers. In the chair fic, Phil is basically possessed by a chair, and forced to do horrible things to Dan, involving things like physical abuse, snakes, ants, boiling oil, ect. IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY READ IT, DONT EVER READ IT! SAVE YOURSELF THE TRAUUMAAAAA

1 "dude, have you read the chair fic?"
2 "EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEEWWWWWWWW" *pukes* *dies*

by Idk I just like llamas October 4, 2013

Did that chair just move?

A desperate excuse; typically used when losing a video game. Can also be used as a counter to "L bozo" and "ratio".
Also a very effective conversation ender.

Person 1: L bozo + ratio
Person 2: Did that chair just move?

by porkyporkadidas April 3, 2022

Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face

Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.

by Blckhammer69 February 16, 2020

New chains , same shackles

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

Chair Spinner

Refers to your colleagues that jump out of their chair so fast at 5pm that their chair can still been spinning for a while after they are gone, and you are still working.

Hey Jim, Is Suzy still here, I have a question for her? No man, she is a chair spinner.

by mccarthy79 April 13, 2015