Cock Cement

When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.

Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!

by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008

He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

cement head

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance

Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.

by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012

Rubber Cement

An art tool more often used for getting high then actually glueing things. Also synonymous with brain cancer

How is your collage coming on?

Eh?

Dude, stop smelling the Rubber Cement

by Astram22 November 1, 2011

Cemetary Drive

Cemetary drive is a song by My chemical romance.

I beleive its a song about Self mutilation, Suicide and Death.

God, after listening to Cemetary drive by MCR, for the 3rd time i wanted to mutilate myself with scissors. O_o;

Lyrics:
This night
Walk the dead
In the solitary style and crash the
Cemetery gates
In the dress your husband hates
Way down, mark the grave
Where the searchlights find us drinking by the
Mausoleum door...
And they found you on the bathroom floor!

I miss you
I miss you so far
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard

Back home
Off the run
Singing songs that make you slit your wrists
It isn't that much fun
Staring down a loaded gun
So I won't stop dying
Won't stop lying
If you want I'll keep on crying
Did you get what you deserve?
Is this what you always want me for?

I miss you
I miss you so far
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard

way down, way down
way down, way down
way down, way down
way down, way down!

I miss you
I miss you so far
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard

When will I miss you?
When will I miss you, so far?
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard
That made it so hard
Made it so hard

way down, way down
way down, way down
way down, way down
way down, way down
way... down...

by Akudin January 29, 2006

cemen

People who regularly visit the gamefaqs message board Current Events.

Plural of ceman.

cemen are extremely intrigued by the super-rare cegirl.

by Mr. Zed October 26, 2007