Dick in the Butt Syndrome

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.

Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.

by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016

Butt-dial

When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.

George: dude why did you call me during 5th period?
Ricardo: oh sorry it must've been a butt-dial

by MyNameIsGreg March 27, 2009

egg butt

A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.

Stan: Dude, did you just shit your pants?

Eric: Mmmm, no. It was just egg butt.

by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012

stick up their butt

Someone who is particularistic, ridged, and not flexible. Not fun, cannot see humor, and overall, unpleasant.

They complained about that? They must have a stick up their butt.

by Family Sherpa February 26, 2014

Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

by John Went January 15, 2014

Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

by Therickman December 17, 2003

Butt Nuke

One of those turds that is so big and heavy that it splashes all over the place and leaves your arse all wet.

Man that butt nuke smells!

by Danpal7 October 6, 2005