bernise

bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. As u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says "please step out of the car"

The bernise in the movie Dodgeball

by madcowdisease January 5, 2005

Benis

When writing penis in sloppy handwriting, you add an extra loop to the P.

When a friend writes Penis sloppily on your hw paper, and you hand it in to the teacher thinking it just says Ben is(Benis). Then you get in trouble for it.

For that friend that laughed at mrs.southalls crazy hairdos with me and gave me all those mints. lol good times.

by Bennn October 22, 2006

Benis

The flavor of a penis or other object that was recently removed from your butthole.

Lauren “Sarah had major benis breath after he date with Chad.”

by Skinny2010 October 18, 2017

Benis

A form of sexual organ, in which, a penis protrudes outwardly from the anal cavity.

Crocodile Dundee has gorgeous, glistening benis.

by IAMSATAN666 March 18, 2011

Benis

The name given to the penis of a man who's name starts with a B.

Benjamin has a small benis.

by Rydall October 27, 2007

Benison

Polite way of saying twat.

Man, that guy is such a Benison.

Tell me about it, he's soooooo creepy!

by II Chris II November 16, 2007

Benis

The phenomenon of a white male's genitalia being more darkly pigmented than the remainder of his body. As in black-penis, or benis.

Dude #1: Why can't Justin ever keep a girlfriend?
Dude #2: Not sure man, but I've heard he's got a benis.

by Go Hogs! July 27, 2009