Jesus Beaver

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

by Beaverfucker!!!! February 02, 2009

A beaver attempt

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.

Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.

by lenrod the 1st June 22, 2006

beaver basher

the male genitalia. a cock

I hit your mother in the face with my BEAVER BASHER!

Your sister tried to eat my beaver basher

by harry ball February 08, 2008

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

drillable beaver

A hot bitch that needs a good seeing too

Omg she is one fine drillable beaver

by Kipperrr October 06, 2013

shoot beaver

Of a girl or of a woman, to flashby spreading one's thighs, while seated wearing a skirt or a dress, in such a way as to reveal one's crotch or camel toe, whether on purpose or by accident.

If you really want to get a guy's attention, shoot beaver.

That chick behind us is shooting beaver. Take a look.

by donJon June 11, 2006

Beaver Hunt

pretty self explanatory. When men go out in search of BEAVER.Also a mens magazine with some pretty raunchy gyno pics. Hunting seasons usually run 365 DAYS A YEAR

frankies on a all night BEAVER HUNT.

by Beetlejuice May 08, 2003