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John Basedow

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
by tito puente August 30, 2006
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Australian base system

The American base system involves: first base - kissing and breast fondling; second base - manual stimulation of genitalia; third base - oral stimulation of genitalia; and home base (or fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse.

The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.
Elaine: All my friends back home go to home base by the time they're fifteen.

David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?
by aussieinthestates July 19, 2011
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5th Base

The last base, to have anal sex with a woman or man. Anal sex has been classified as the most deep sexual connection since being the most late and controversial kind of sex.

The first base is the French Kiss, the second base is touching the nether regions, the third base is oral sex, the fourth base is vaginal sex and the fifth base is anal sex. Through some people will consider BDSM as the Sixth Base.
Tongue, Touch, Throat, Throw, Turd.
French, Feel, Fellatio, Fuck, Feces.
Beso, Body, Blow, Bang, Butt.
Slow, Sexy, Suck, Sex, Shit.

5th Base
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Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.
Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.
by King of Cacti May 17, 2014
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base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.
The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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Based Lifter

A Based Lifter is a beast lifter who is also Based and Epic. The CEO of Based Lifters is Logan Rees He's the most based person ever and an absolute Animal in the gym.
That is so based!!! He is a Based Lifter!! FUAHHHH!!!
by Based Lifter!!! April 22, 2021
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Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies
Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.
by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020
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