Baseball

The United State's, Japan's, China's, Korea's, Cuba's and the Dominican Republic's national sport. Better than cricket.

Anyone who says that it is easy, I'd like to see you play 160 games a season

American: My Favorite team is the New York Yankees and my favorite player is Derek Jeter

Japanese: My Favorite team is the Yomiuri Giants and my favorite player is Koji Uehara

Chinese: My Favorite team is the Beijing Tigers and my favorite player is Nan Wang

Korean: My Favorite team is the Hanhwa Eagles and my favorite player is Chien Ming-Wa

Cuban: My Favorite team is the Mantanzas and my favorite player is Esteban Bellan

Dominican: My Favorite team is the Tigres del Licey and my favorite player is Luis Castillo

BASEBALL

by KILLSZY September 21, 2008

baseball Annie

(n.) a baseball groupie

Has its origins in the baseball film Bull Durham.

Man, that baseball Annie has probably slept with every guy on the team.

by Tom Navarro December 25, 2008

Baseball

the only sport that a player has to score from where you started, not away.

Soccer: try to kick the ball in your opponent's goal
Hockey: put the putt into the other net.
Golf: hit the golf ball to the hole that's like miles away from you.
Basketball: shoot the ball into your opponent's basket.
BASEBALL: SCORE HOME TO WIN A RUN!

by i.love.nicole September 24, 2009

baseball

Life (stupid urbandictionary is messing with the simplicity of this definition).

Person 1: Baseball is life
Person 2: That's repetitive, life is life?

by zachakabaseballgod October 16, 2006

Jelly Baseball

when two males sit across from each other at a restraunt and throw jelly packets underhanded at each other. One throws while the other hits it with a butterknife

"no way, i just got a grand slam because i smeared jelly over your head"
"But you used a fork!, and the rules clearly stipulate butterknife only"

by Eric Meyer April 25, 2004

Baseball

A wonderful and fun game to watch play. The modern game of baseball was invented in by Alexander Cartwright, an American, born in New York city, New York(Not Canada for the ignorant Canadians who try to claim something they have no right to). Baseball is a game of speed, focus, concentration, strength, and even strategy(who to pinch hit, should you just show a pinch hitter to confuse the other team, who to walk what to throw in what situation to achieve what you are trying to do). The game of baseball, like someone else on here mentioned, is a game a lot of people, especially when they do not look at all the aspects of the game, think it is boring. The game of baseball is in fact, in my opinion, quite fast. It could be a 0-0 game in the 7th inning lets say and someone could hit a grandslam and theres 4-0. At any time in baseball, at least 1 point can be added to the board with one swing of the bat if its a homer.

PS: Sometimes lets say i go to get some chips or something and get back and even though i took only a minute I missed seeing 3 or more points being scored, that is way faster than football.

Canadian: Canada invented baseball, eh
Me: No you didn't "EH"(says mockingly) it was invented by Alexander Cartwright in the late 1800s who was born in New York
Canadian; Oh I apoligize then eh, at least we both agree baseball kicks ass, eh?
Me: True that.

by Daver91 November 27, 2011

redneck baseball

The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.

" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."

"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."

by MRW (the inventor of sport) June 7, 2009