Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.
Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
by stellalb November 4, 2019
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Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration
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The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
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“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
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