Stella-bail 

Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.

Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"

1 hour later:

Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"

Her friends: "Stella-bail!"

Stella-bail by stellalb November 4, 2019

Irish Bail 

when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.

Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration

Irish Bail by SoberCaine November 5, 2021

Irish Bail 

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.

The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.

Irish Bail by SoberCaine November 6, 2021

off bail 

Off bail - (verb/ad-verb)- the action of one acting first, with haste or prior to gathering any information.

Yo, if I see Jr tonight im jumpin’ in his pockets off bail for that bread he owe me.

off bail by TC $eMIchi November 7, 2022

Big Bail

Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.

“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!

Big Bail by Greg man November 24, 2022

Billy Bail 

When someone named Billy makes plans and bails last minute with an extravagant excuse.

Behold the truth, Billy Bail strikes again cancelling plans.

Billy Bail by 550Facts April 11, 2024

Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

Moldy Hay Bail by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023