The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.
Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018
Get the Bobmug. The big fat two flapped lump in the woman’s back, especially when it jiggles a lot and be lookin fine
by Scoober Dubber December 11, 2018
Get the Bobmug. 
A university prof who lectures you on useless content such as how to read a meter stick for three fuckin hours.
by kh4zhang September 9, 2019
Get the Bobmug. Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.
by RA9 January 17, 2019
Get the Bobmug. by GayGirlGray November 28, 2020
Get the Bobmug. The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.
"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"
by Krkič September 8, 2019
Get the Bobmug.