Bachelor Breakfast

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).

Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!

by nicocaponi March 23, 2009

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be classed as alternative type.

geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.

by A confimed bachelor! July 21, 2004

batchelor

An old man, an old fellow. Someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking. Person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Dude, Quit acting like a Batchelor.

by WVboy1 November 20, 2006

batchelor's bankroll

A folded over stack of cash consisting of a large number of $1 bills with a $20, $50 or $100 bill on the outside so the bearer appears to have a wad of large denomination bills.

I tried to pay for drinks out of my batchelor's bankroll, but the waitress cock blocked me by counting the singles when I gave them to her.

or

person 1: Dude, you shouldn't flash that much cash, man.

person 2: Don't worry, it's a batchelor's bankroll.

by Farquad Arnot December 6, 2009

bacheloritis

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.

My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.

by averycopeland December 12, 2013

bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

by Anon October 29, 2007

Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.

I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.

by The prey June 5, 2010