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The official stoner network. Evey stoner now-a-days watche's this channel. And you gotta see why!
Stoner 1: Awww man, this pot is great!

Stoner 2: Yeah, hey, turn on Animal Planet, man!
by hell yeah August 7, 2006
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"Welcome to animal jam item worth wiki AKA hell!"
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Animal

1)The kick ass pink dude from The Muppets.

2)A mad-ass drum monkey.
1)Animal from The Muppets got some mad skills!

2)Did you see whozit's drummer? Dude's a fuckin Animal!
by TweakUK March 29, 2007
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animalaboo

Portmanteau of animal and weaboo (or more accurately wolfaboo).

A special breed of animal lover who, unlike the standard view of animal lovers as kind and caring individuals who extend their compassion to all sentient beings, is so sentimentally obsessed with animals to the point where they become utterly illogical, insane and vicious.

Animalaboos have little to no understanding of nature, science or anything logical about animals, and instead get their impression from an anthropomorphized Bambi-esque viewpoint. To them, animals are nothing but pure, harmless angels who can do nothing but act peaceful and caring 24/7, and if they show anything that isn't they blame humans. In any conflict involving humans and animals, to the animalaboos, the animals always win.

While many animal lovers expand their compassion to include all animals as well as humans, animalaboos reserve all their compassion to animals (notably cute or beautiful ones) and show hostility to humans.

Opposing animal cruelty, being vegetarian/vegan, advocating humane treatment of animals or caring about animals and humans equally does NOT make someone an animalaboo. Even most animal lovers, vegans and animal rights activists (yes, even big PETA activists) facepalm at the behaviour of animalaboos, who are seldom vegan. While obviously there are very few people who match the behaviour of an animalaboo exactly, a significant proportion of internet community tends to exhibit high degrees of animalaboo-ism.
Comparison of standard animal lovers and animalaboos.

Example 1 - Wolves hunt deer for food.
Standard animal lover: "As cruel as it may look, it is nature."
Animalaboo: "FUCKING MONSTER WHY DIDN'T THEY HELP THE DEER I HOPE THE CAMERAMEN DIE IN A FIRE"

Example 2 - Pro-animal terrorist poisons scientists at cosmetic research lab
Standard animal lover: "While I think cosmetic animal testing is cruel, what that guy did was evil. Shame on him."
Animalaboo: "What a hero! Killing evil humans to save the lives of innocent pure animals. How dare anyone bash him when he cares about animals!"

Example 3 - Aid for victims of major disaster in (foreign country).
Standard animal lover: "My heart goes out to all the people and animals affected by this disaster. I hope to lend a hand to the people affected by the disaster as well as the animals."
Animalaboo: "HAW HAW (racist slur) GOT WHAT THEY DESERVE FOR EATING DOGS LET'S KILL THEM ALL AND FEED THEIR BODIES TO THE ANIMALS."

Example 4 - Terrorist use hungry dogs to eat a hostage alive.
Standard animal lover: "This is cruelty to the hostage and the dog, especially the hostage."
Animalaboo: "Yaay dogs finally got a meal happy ending AND I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THOSE DOGS HUNGRY DIES A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!"

Example 5 - Dog owner using a low-budget leash
Standard animal lover: "I love your dog. I recommend (better leash) for your dog."
Animalaboo: "You dare give your dog anything but luxury? ANIMAL ABUSER BURN IN HELL!!!"
by udusers1 May 18, 2014
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Aimal

an amazing, beautiful, person who everyone loves. They are always successful and kind. They are popular and lovable
Omg! Look its Aimal!
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Anima

The Latin root of animus is cognate with Greek anemoi (wind), breath and Sanskrit aniti (he breathes).

In Italian, Spanish and Catalan, anima is most closely translated as "soul"

In Latin, animus and anima may both be translated as "soul" or "mind", depending on context.
anima is one of the two anthropomorphic archetypes of the unconscious mind

The word anima may come from the Proto-Indo-European language root *ane- ("to breathe")

(De Anima) is a major treatise by Aristotle on the nature of living things.
animussoulanimalto breatheProto-Indo-EuropeanmindAristotleliving thingsto breatheanimus

Artist reflecting anima Lluwellyn at : "Anima design with a breath of soul"
by la voz February 9, 2010
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animalicious

the odor or taste that your partner exudes that drives you wild with desire; the smell or taste is rapid heartbeat inducing (which produces erections or moistness) and most usually is overcome through orgasm

The scent usually brings on animal-like intercourse (either anally or vaginally, hetero- or homo- sexual) which is described by some as rough sex and has the possibility of leaving the act with bruises, rugburns, clawmarks, or bitemarks. Think Chev Chelios-like experssions in Crank: High Voltage.

Was depicted on the single "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang- "So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"
"Man, she just got done with her yoga and I could smell her animalicious sexy fresh sweat... I was 8 deep right there in the bathroom. She later told me that I gave her black&blue marks on her hips from holding her too tight!"

"He wore that cologne I bought him last Valentines and I about gave him a hickey in the elevator coming up here. He is so going to get some tonight, If he's lucky it'll be in the parking lot."
by Mr. Rimmher July 29, 2009
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