assface

to sit on ones face and fart

Bam: we think Rake needs to have a meetbag to the face
Rake:that was disqusting!!!
Bam : your jacket desserved that
Rake: That was the worst assface ever!!!!!

by heroin bob slc September 25, 2010

assfail

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

by van ultima January 27, 2005

assface

a balding history teacher who has an ass for a face and can talk constantly about a single subject for hours, boring her class to death

"Mrs. Smith looks just like an assface!"

by DUEEEEejfslkdfr;lksjdl November 19, 2006

assoar

Used by assclowns to put an assboat into motion.

Gentlemen, grab your assoars! Its assboating time!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Assface

like buttface, JUST BETTER!!

oh man my brother is such an assface, he won't get me Taco Bell even though he's already there and owes me 4 dollars

by areyoukiddingme08 February 4, 2015

Asstard

A mentally incompetent asshole. Most commonly a WWE fan who works in a glorified janitorial position.

That cutting list was made by an asstard

by Dolman zol August 6, 2014

assface

Someone who's face looks like an ass

Shut up, assface.....oh, and by the way, Happy Mothers Day...... Assface

by Yournamey Macgee December 4, 2002