Ascott

the state of drowsiness before you fall asleep.

Dude, your so drunk your almost ascott!

by Maisyn Tollefson October 11, 2007

Ascot

Commonly misbelieved to be an article of clothing, it is actually a fruit.

Yum, I love me some ascots!

by TheHugger October 12, 2010

Kevin Abbott

The founder of collar-popping douche baggery in Somerset.

Five popped collars and a cowboy hat? That must be Kevin Abbott.

by UKMadamoiselle January 5, 2010

Abbotted

To, despite all the evidence on the contrary telling you to do the the opposite, (including hard scientific evidence and basically being a decent normal human being), you embark on a set of actions that totally Cluster F**k Things up.
Verb: Abottion.

Since coming into power as Prime Minister of Australia, Tony has really Abbotted that one up.

by OzzyAye March 3, 2014

Indian ascot

That weird, extremely curly neck beard that fat Indian guys always seem to have that sticks out like an ascot.

My doctor with the name I can't pronounce totally had his Indian ascot rubbin on me when I went for my check-up.

by psychobobtb September 1, 2010

Tony Abbott

The greatest Prime Minister Australia has ever had.

God bless Tony Abbott.

by xp649 October 19, 2018

ASBO Whore

A person, not gender specific, who has received 5 or more of the British criminal punishments, ASBO's (Anti-Social Behavoral Order), in a year. They are so called because of their apparant addicition to misbehaviour much like a whore to sex. May also be called ASBO Addict.

"You hear about Jason? His 6th ASBO this year!"
"I know, what an ASBO whore."

by DanteRhodesWatts February 23, 2009