by its the real deal September 21, 2018
Yum, I love me some ascots!
by TheHugger October 10, 2010
The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where the residual elastic band remains at the base of the shaft with some excess latex flapping in the breeze.
“Oh shit babe, I’m so sorry. The condom broke...but, hey, check out this Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”
“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 12, 2021
by Jess "Danny" January 31, 2005
by CMIF LM February 4, 2012
Saddam Hussein wore an Alcatraz ascot on his way outta here. "...If they catch that fool, somebody's gonna check that neck with a Alcatraz ascot." "...look, on the sidelines appears Bears QB Rex Grossman is fitting himself with his 4th qtr Alcatraz ascot as he prepares to enter the game..."
by hanxta December 3, 2007