snapchat amnesia

When you snapchat someone using a caption and it takes them so long to respond that you forget what you initially asked and/or told them.

Bob: "Taylor just snapped me and said yeah she'll go with me"
Andrew: "Where?"
Bob: "Damnit, I got snapchat amnesia again. I sent that snap like 6 hours ago."

by SometimesHilarious May 30, 2016

Agnosticism

The only true sign of intelligence you will encounter from another human being.

A theist, or believer in God, will tell you that he ABSOLUTELY exists. An atheist (non-believer) will say he ABSOLUTELY doesn't.

Well, the last time I checked, it's been like 2000 years since God was reported to have talked to anybody, making it pretty difficult to prove. Besides which, all religion is predicated on faith (See also: Not supposed to be proven).

Prove he doesn't exist? Possibly the only thing harder to do. Besides the enormity of the task, there's the fact that anyone who ever took a logic class knows and that is that you can't prove a negative. You can only prove (sometimes) that something hasn't happened YET. It may still the next time.

So... you have a theist, an atheist and an agnostic... None of them really knows the truth about the nature of existence.

But only the agnostic is smart enough to admit it.

Agnosticism says: I don't know if there's a God or not... and neither do you.

Sleep tight.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Agnos

The Goddess of Agnostics.

"I'm an Agnostic; I worship Agnos". A jokey slang which really means "I don't worship any person. I live my life based on PROVABLE reality. Yes, this or that might hypothetically be true. I can't prove that Santa Claus does NOT exist. But, on the other hand, I can't prove that Santa Claus DOES exist, so why should I BELIEVE in him? Should I let my life be ruled by something that is NOT proven to exist? NO! Thank you for listening, and YOU may live however YOU want to (as long as you don't hurt others). Peace, Love & Freedom my friend.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 12, 2006

Amnesia Dark Descent

The absolute scariest and one of the best games you will ever play. Most zombie games give you a shotgun or a machine gun and you just walk around shooting everything. Here, you don't get a weapon. Here, the zombies are scary as fuck, tough as nails, show up at the most unexpected time, and will rape your mind. After a while of the game's atmosphere, you begin to go batshit insane. You must survive the entire game, and that might just be impossible.

(playing a game and conversing over Skype)

"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."

Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent

by DmitriShostakovich May 5, 2011

agnostic theism

Agnostic theism is defined as believing in the existence of a god, but not claiming to know for sure that this god definitely exists.

I wouldn't suggest paying attention to the other much more vulgar definition about agnostic theism

by I'm Kenny November 5, 2013

agnosticism

belief that one is unable to tell if god exists or does not exist. the refusal to decide while one is still living. not to be confused with atheism.

I don't know if god exists, and I can't know until I'm dead so don't bother me about it now.

by awa1019 July 28, 2005

Performance Amnesia

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.

Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.

by YAWA April 13, 2019