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"I'm an Agnostic; I worship Agnos". A jokey slang which really means "I don't worship any person. I live my life based on PROVABLE reality. Yes, this or that might hypothetically be true. I can't prove that Santa Claus does NOT exist. But, on the other hand, I can't prove that Santa Claus DOES exist, so why should I BELIEVE in him? Should I let my life be ruled by something that is NOT proven to exist? NO! Thank you for listening, and YOU may live however YOU want to (as long as you don't hurt others). Peace, Love & Freedom my friend.
Agnos by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 12, 2006
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Agnos the Llamos 

A literal God that protects Llamas and Lesbians. We celebrate his name in November 1st.
"Today we celebrate Agnos the Llamos, let's go to a llama park and give them food"
Agnos the Llamos by kolosvraji November 20, 2021
The same as Amnesia but Amnosia isn't medically recognised.
"I may or may not have done it, I don't remember. I have Amnosia."
"You have Amnesia?"
"No, it's Amnosia. Basically, Amnosia and Amnesia are the exact same except Amnesia is medically recognised whilst Amnosia is not."
"Uh huh.."
Amnosia by gory the snool November 20, 2017

anoscetia 

The anxiety of not knowing the real you. Realizing that your personality is dictated by making the people around you comfortable- leading you to question if you're living life only for your loved ones, or if you're just too scared of being rejected.
Sarah developed depression due to extreme anoscetia.
anoscetia by Sooth5876 January 29, 2022
Strictly speaking, 'Agnese' is Italian for the female name 'Agnese', meaning 'Lamb' (Lamborghini).

Personally speaking, Agnese is a beautiful, sensitive, thoughtful, and strong-charactered woman. She is a beautiful and loyal friend, and will support you no matter what. Everyone needs to know an Agnese. But don't push her on limit, she will put you in your place. Don't think you can hurt her feeling easily, because she just doesn't give a fuck about what others think. She likes people with a good personality and true intentions. She likes few people, so if you are not one of them, you just not have any influence on her.

Her love is true.
That girl is amazing! She is such an Agnese...
I really like you, Agnese...
You are very complicated but you do what you feel Agnese and I like it.
Agnese by anonymous1709 November 21, 2021

cloud agnostician 

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure
We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician
cloud agnostician by agnostifier October 3, 2019

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.
Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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