golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal

She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole

by Kgrosho February 12, 2017

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Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019

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anchors and assholes

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!

on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes

by flathead saunders November 20, 2010

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fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.

Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".

by poo hole December 21, 2012

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Sunday church asshole.

Those who only go to church on Sundays with fancy clothes to see who they can meet there and look like good people. Not really interested in religion or being good guys.

-"Where's John? He never comes to play Tennis with us on Sundays."
-"He's a Sunday church asshole."
-"Bah, what an asshole."

by Andresthejeff May 31, 2014

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