Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.

When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.

by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007

Battlefield axe

women who are in their mid-age or older with fierce and tough personality.

Peter: Gee! That woman is a battlefield axe!
John: Totally! She yelled at me like she is crazy for nothing!

by DeepBluenyc January 27, 2010

digital-axe

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.

1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM

by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

Axe Damage

Crude way of describing the female genitalia

"She slipped whist riding her bike, fell right onto the crossbar. Got her right in the axe damage"

by MUTTLEY01 August 27, 2006

slam axing

An autocorrect of amazing

Aw man! That's slam axing!!

by DD28 June 2, 2017

The Axe Kick

A deadly stomping blow or kicking action by bending the knee and releasing it on your opponent or victims leg. Or if on the ground their body or head.

You will get the axe kick when you do or say something idiotic or annoying.

by B.E.D December 7, 2009

axe poisoning

This happens in the high school boys lockerroom when an abundance of axe is sprayed making it hard to breath and leaves side effects of headaches, overwhelming scent, and repel of anyone who comes in contact.

I think he got sent home because of axe poisoning.

by diamond glitter July 8, 2014