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Black Asshole

Damn it Butters, you Black Asshole!
by John Bassett December 10, 2006
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Asshole Atheist

An atheist who goes out of his or her way to argue about religion and treats all religious people with disrespect. This is a common phase which newly atheistic people go through. Those who remain Asshole Atheists after the fact may be generally antisocial or using atheism to compensate for a lack of other interesting traits.
Asshole Atheists generally give other atheists a bad name because others associate atheism with them rather than those who don't point out their atheism when not provoked.
Theist: You atheists are so obnoxious, Noah just bitched me out for saying "God bless you" when he sneezed.
Atheist: Dude, he's just an Asshole Atheist, don't associate the rest of us with him.
by the incredidouche September 10, 2010
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Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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My Asshole

a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time
so you are eating my asshole tonight?
by The Asshole God September 30, 2019
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asshole buddies

By the mid-1970s "Asshole Buddies" had lost its primarily military connotation and became a slang term, more commonly used in the American South than in other regions, to denote two very close male friends who have come to know each other intimately, though not necessarily sexually. Even if they are having sex, they may nonetheless identify as straight.
." Lonnie and Joe Bob? You hardly ever see one without the other. They've been asshole buddies for years."

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by al-in-chgo September 24, 2011
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asshole stop

When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007
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Asshole Origami

The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!
by JDubbaya November 28, 2011
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