Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016

wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

by Blue muffin December 15, 2017

Blazing the rod

Can be used to describe a tingling feeling in the penile area and you getting horny for blaze rods up your ass which acoording to calculations should be about 40 cm's long and 2 meters in width.

Ya know fam, just Blazing the rod

by VenomGaming661 November 29, 2019

Bionic Rod

The desired result of taking Viagra

Before his rendezvous with Keith, Gary Mcintosh always makes sure he's packing his Bionic Rod

by brian humphrey March 9, 2005

Relisher of the rod

a person whom pleasurably appreciates the taste of the penial organ and the juice within

bryan is a real relisher of the rod, he can be found under the bosses desk at noon havin his organ for lunch most days

by concerned in cny June 16, 2012

Rod Hull

A 'Rod Hull' is the act of falling off something and usually dying in the process. The 'Full Rod Hull' is falling off your roof whilst fixing a television aerial.

"I did a Rod Hull off the kitchen counter last night"
"Did you die"
"Not quite"

by William Bixby January 2, 2009

stink rod

A alternative word for feces. Signifies excrement that is rather harsh/brute.

Someone neglected to flush that nasty "stink rod" down the toilet.

by maxrate September 26, 2010