2:45 

The time when your girlfriend/wife wakes you up to have sexual intercourse. It is the 4:20 of sex.

*asleep*
Her: Hey wake up its 2:45 it's time to have sex.
Him: Yeah fucking buddy.

2:45 by TheoriginalHH April 10, 2019

Number 45 

If you see what the 45th President of the USA did while you where away and you decide neither to use the name Donald or Trump for him becaue you think using the name Donald is insulting for all other Donald's in the world for example Donald Duck,

Look what 45 did yesterday? He is only 1 week inside the office he can't have destroyed everything .... Ohhh forgot its Number 45

Number 45 by Wantellthename February 27, 2017

Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...

Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

Position 45 by Led Zeppole October 17, 2004

colt 45 

a malt liqour that helps one feel drunk,horny,and satisfied!

colt45 and two zig zags babe dats all we need we can go to da park afta dark and smoke dat tumble weed and as the mara-wanna (<- gangsta style)burn we can take our turn singin dem dirty rap songz stop and hit da mall like chee chin chong and say it'll take us from hurr to hong kong so roll,roll,roll my joint pick out da seedz and stems gettin high as hell flyin through palm bell skatin on datin rims so roll,roll the 83 cadilac coop deville if my tapes and my cd's jus dont sell i bet my caddy will!
-*-Afroman,colt45-*-

colt 45 by Gangsta Boo January 22, 2004

impeach 45

Impeach the 45th President. When saying "his" name, causes tremendous acid reflux, causing you to throw up a little bit in your mouth, this is a plausible alternative. However, Impeach 45 is only a placebo, and will not remove that bad taste in your mouth. The cure lies in voting during midterm elections.

Impeach TRUM!@#$%... sorry, I character vomited a little. Impeach 45. That's better, but I still don't like the taste.

impeach 45 by superdada July 3, 2018

)3-45!49@3!

Heartbroken

)3-45!49@3! I loved somebody but they hurt me I’m heartbroken

)3-45!49@3! by Lencia December 4, 2019

squatternine 45 

A cunt who dosent post any videos whom also only livestreams and is too lazy to edit

Hey look it's squatternine 45 what a cunt when will he post his next dummy livestream

squatternine 45 by Doom_squad_111 October 18, 2019