Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.

Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.

Pineapple Smoothie by PJ lover January 17, 2010

B L Smooth 

nickname for the beer Busch Light

dude, hook me up with some B L Smooth!

B L Smooth by jmoskeet June 29, 2006

bad motor scooter 

Basically a bad motor scooter is a black, hard talking, hard hitting, hardcore guy who looks like he's hardcore-gaycore-noobsauce-elite at first then he turns out to just flat out rock your world and devastate your hopes and dreams of ever reaching a level of coolness as high as his.

The bad motor scooter tends to be quiet until you say something to him, then he comes back at you with some intense Mark Twain Shit that alters your entire perspective on the universal paradox of mankinds purpose in life.

He ends your eternal soul.

Serious man, the bad motor scooter is one bad motor scooter.

Kyle Nugent one-hits Nefarion, he's one one bad motor scooter.

bad motor scooter by Denver Max May 30, 2006

Smooth 

A local derivation of the word soothe in the Southampton area of Hampshire. It relates to the use of soothe as to 'soothe a cat/dog' and is used in the same way as one would use pet, pat or stroke.

She smoothed the cat and it purred.
He smoothed the dog and it rolled over.

Smooth by LePeRo February 28, 2009

pizza smoothie 

Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza [juice.

Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???

pizza smoothie by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009

Shoot'in some Brown

When you fart and shit sprays on your underpants.

Sounds like he shot some brown on that one.

Longmeadow kids are always shootin some brown.

Shoot'in some Brown by DCO January 27, 2004

pinkly smooth 

Mix of period blood and cum

Man your pussy's pinkly smooth

pinkly smooth by smoth187 October 17, 2008